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RUN 1889 - G'NASH - BEHIND THE AUSTRALIAN WAR MEMORIAL

Well marked walkers and Runners trail, hills and lots of 'em, twists and turns, a top drink stop in the usual park and a gale force wind at the circle. Yup, Classic G'NASH in all respects.

Now G'NASH is knocking on a bit, this is evidenced by the fact that the run number and his year of birth coincidently crossed paths this week. However, despite the wind and the virtual fire bucket only maintaining the temperature at a poxy four degrees we forced ourselves to enjoy the run as it maybe the last one that the venerable G'NASH may be capable of setting.
We started off, pre run, in the carpark at the back of the AWM, having great fun blocking the aisles so all the trendy young "pretend" athletes could look all indignant as they drifted their hard riding little buzz boxes round and round looking for car spaces which us fat old farts had stolen from them.

The Chalk talk from G'NASH was quite specific. "Walkers and runners trail", "Dont loiter in one spot to long", and "Obey the highwar code" And as BETTY BOOP pointed out, this went straight over HELLO KITTYs head as she ended up in Dickson day dreaming about WXMAN doing nude yoga.

DISTEMPER gave the run report. He complained bitterly about the fact that he wasnt getting any bush, that the trail was good and that he is currently living 50mts from WXMAN.
LASH took points off for this and added points on for that, off again, on again, whinge, praise, whinge, praise. scored 1/10
All the Navy people, including RAMBO (who was on the Bismark) were dragged into the circle and ridiculed for being superior. WXMAN actually sang a verse of the hare song tonight and it Rimed (sic) "Sat on G'Nash and got a nasty rash"
Yup thats as good as it gets.

WXMAN tried to put more than six words together and failed big time. We think he was charging someone for rooting Yogi bear in the winter. (I could be wrong here). BETTY BOOP complained that her knickers were coming down, which is strange as i hadn't told her that that was the case. ANKLE BITER was charged for leaving the real fire bucket at Duntroon when clearly it was required in Ainslie. The virtual fire bucket was bloody useless. CRASH and BURN was pre emptively
charged before he went into a cock uttering frenzy. DISTEMPER was charged for not being at hash last week. C and B at this time uttered the word "Cock" for the 17th time tonight and was then charged for not charging. ???
GERBILS was charged, no reason, just coz.

CAPT HORNBLOWER was charged for being the "Third wheel" in the AB - C&B bromance. All the seafarers were charged because of an utterance regarding wind. SEXCHANGE asked BIGBOY and LASH to reennact their Rumble in the Jungle.
J.R. was asked into the circle to finish off the glass of TUN which he started last week on the occasion of his 1000th run.  He is still waiting for his Capital hash commemorative 1000 runs salt and pepper shaker set, in the shape of an "M" 

HIDDEN FLAGON presented the FRB award to DISTEMPER for passing him at City To Surf.
GERBILS attempted to charge DISTEMPER with something. Naturally it bounced, he never learns does he?
PHALLAS and VOMIT had a birthday. PUSSY GALORE has been seen to leave 350 times and RAMBO reached his 250.

Apparently MIXO watched the Rugby in Binalong, NZ on the weekend. is still circumsizing the land of the long white cloud, and may or may not be home this year.       

On On to Wagga Wagga for the Tour de Pisse par excellance.